Snapple Snapple Apple Review March 2026

Smells like apple juice

And

Ok I love pears so this might just be me talking

But I'm taking a lot of whiffs

And there's maybe 3% pear

Like the tiniest sharp-but-mellow note

Blends with the strong strong apple

The apple is so strong

Time for the first sip

Never had Snapple in my life

Ok

The initial taste is extremely strong apple

Swirling it around my mouth some

It's a very tart apple

Just swallowed

It makes me salivate it's so strong

The aftertaste is purely apple

Second sip, a little less this time

There's supposedly pear in here

Pear is more mellow so I, like, cannot taste it below the apple

Full drink, full mouthful

I'm trying to hint out the pear

Okay

Okay

If you take a big drink then right after swallowing, before the apple aftertaste, you get hit with a lot of apple as it goes down your throat but there's a tiny bit of pear in there

It really is just mostly apple and citric acid

Unfortunately

Maybe the pear mellows out the apple but the pear just isn't there in the flavor profile

Will not be finishing

Okay it's been like 3 or 4 minutes and the laaaaate aftertaste is very light artificial sugary nothingness

You ever had a sweetart?

It's unpleasant

The bottle of snapple 🍸.